Resolutions

It's the second of January, so I think I'm sober now. Everyone is doing New Year Resolutions, but it seems to me to be a sad and thankless task. Looking forward a whole year and resolving to do something for that whole year is, for most, absolutely futile. It is far more rewarding to constantly have goals and aims in your head every month, week or day instead, because these are the timescales which we can actually really comprehend. If I say that I will spend this week eating healthily, then I can happily eat healthily for a week knowing that I only have to do it for a week. Then next week, I can see how I feel and possibly resolve to eat healthily for that week as well. If I say to myself, "I am going to eat healthily this year", then I am left every single day trying to imagine a whole year never eating a single Gregg's cheese and onion pasty. Even worse, once you do (Jan 3rd usually) eat a Greggs cheese and onion pasty, then that's it, you've failed at this year. Maybe next year, eh?

Southbank Feet

Water

Water's what I'll fucking get
It's so great and fucking wet
Chuck it down your fucking throat
Ride it in a fucking boat

Radiator Chequerboard Floor

Fireplace room

Toilet

Look a new bizarre animal has been discovered!!!!!!