Hot List

Been reading into the archives of the Excalibur Cottage blog, and found all of the hot lists and wanted to make one for myself. I quickly realised that all of the people who I fancy are actually people from my life who I know but never, ever talk to. This created a difficulty, as it is of course very likely that my old chemistry teacher or that hot chef from work (why always authority figures? I'm so damaged) will google me and I will become extremely embarrassed.

In the end, though, I did manage to think of some lovely gentlemen and ladies for your perusal.

SOME BOYS WHAT I LIKE

#Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl

AKA Ed Westwick. Looks like he was born into wealth. Makes me feel funny in my tummy. I do not watch Gossip Girl for the story lines.

#Herman Li

Lead guitarist of Dragonforce. I want to play with his hair.

#Richard Joyce

Philosopher. Gave me an unprecedented interest in metaethics.

#Kakashi

"I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost on the path known as life today." Oh he's so funny!

#Dr Who

Phwoar.

#Kocoum

I would have married Kocoum.

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SOME GIRLS WHAT I LIKE (NO HOMO)

#Leeloo from Fifth Element

Maybe if I dye my hair orange, I will look beautiful too, rather than looking like a chubby goth.

#Scarlett Johansson

Circa Ghost World, Lost in Translation and The Perfect Score (that well-known masterpiece).

#Emily from Skins

Her lesbian scenes made me feel a little bit confused.

#Blair Waldorf

Chuck Bass's girlfriend on gossip girl. I hate her.