Make a cup of soup.
The soup is too thick, pour some of the tea into the soup to thin it down.
Brace yourself... the soup tastes fine, feel proud of achievement.
Check facebook.
Check twitter.
Check facebook again.
Need music to write essay to.
Download discography of Mercury Rev.
Check facebook and twitter again.
Joey Comeau has posted a new asofterworld comic, better read it.
Read old asofterworld comics.
Better check all your other comics, now you're checking comics.
read XKCD
read dinosaur comics
read cyanide and happiness (getting desperate)
read CAD (you never really get this desperate)
read postsecret
Music has finished downloading, try to open the file.
Realise that you still haven't figured out how to use winamp, and media player is broken.
Spend half an hour trying to fix media player.
Listen to a song.
Look the lyrics up online.
Check facebook.
Check twitter.
Open msn.
Oh god people are trying to talk to you, close msn again.
Maybe you should tidy your room.
Clear a person-shaped hole in the mess on your floor.
Lie in it.
This is nice.
It's probably time for a break now.
Go to make some tea.
While you're down there you might as well make some toast.
Toast is boring, how about soup.
No canned soup, better get chopping vegetables.
Soup will take a while to cook, might as well read a book while I wait.
Read half of American psycho.
Eat soup.
Check facebook.
Check twitter.
Realise you never actually made any tea.
Go make some tea, get involved in debate about pornography/education system.
End up in discussion about gorgeous men.
Turns into a discussion about essays.
Oh no, you are supposed to be writing an essay.
Go upstairs.
Check twitter.
Check facebook.
Answer messages on facebook.
Check last.fm.
Wonder why you would ever possibly need to check last.fm anyway.
Oh look, some guy from high school is listening to music, right now.
Open facebook again.
Check your mum's profile.
Check the rest of your family and friends' profiles.
Nothing appears to have changed since the last time you did this.
Remember some girl from high school who was cool, wonder if she has facebook.
You can't even remember the girl's second name.
Realise that it's really not important to remember her second name anyway.
Realise that you have eaten soup twice whilst writing this essay, wonder exactly how long you have been sitting here.
Oh, quite a long time.
Open OpenOffice.
Right, time to write the title.
Better find the module guide.
Look at the pile of various coloured papers covering your bedroom floor.
Better tidy up a bit if you are ever to find the module guide.
Start folding clothes.
Find a skirt which you haven't seen in ages.
Wonder if it still fits.
Try on the skirt, it looks awesome.
Stare at yourself.
Fringe needs a trim.
Trim fringe.
Hair needs a wash.
Better go have a shower.
Where is your towel?
Better tidy up a bit if you are ever to find that towel.
Haven't checked facebook in a while.
Check facebook.
Check twitter.
Realise the music has stopped.
Put on a new album.
That album was in the wrong file.
You should really sort out your music collection.
Go through every single artist's file on hard drive, checking that everything is in the right place.
Might as well sort all of your moves and TV shows while you're at it.
Spot your towel. It's in the place where you always keep it.
Go for a shower.
etc.
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