Lists

There are rat traps in my local park. I wonder where the pigeon traps are, or the squirrel traps. Where are the fucking duck traps?

I realised yesterday that I can't write. I have absolutely nothing of interest to say and no skill whatsoever in putting words together in delightful and clever ways. I've no idea how I am going to convey information to people from now on, but I absolutely must desist in writing. May try morse code. 

Here is a list of things I love about my job as an admin assistant in a letting agency:

Being left alone most of the time

Knowing where all of the files are

Monotonous, repetitive tasks

Stationery

Deciding what to have for lunch

Organising things

Writing lists

"business dress"

The 'To Let' sign above the toilet

The way paper feels