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Well it seems like this whole volcano god problem goes a little deeper than I at first anticipated. It was pretty obvious from the outset that somebody with control over either tectonic plates or the British media really doesn't want me to go to Germany, but now it seems that they have taken over the ryanair website. I would try to work out if they have control over all of the major airlines, but I'm sure they are intelligent enough to know that ryanair is the only one I can afford.

I wonder what is in Dusseldorf which they are so eager for me not to see?


[unnecessary back story: tried to go to Germany to visit my sister, volcano erupted, couldn't go]